To discover what you secretly wish for, Google "[your name] wants" (and don't forget the quotation marks, or it won't work), then list the first 10 items that make sense. Post your results in a comment here, or just chuckle to yourself . . .
Cliff wants less controller buttons, more waggle.
Cliff wants to beat X Factor.
Now Cliff wants a threesome.
Cliff wants to ring a chicken's neck.
Cliff wants private loo in Celebrity Big Brother.
Coach Cliff wants you to have a healthy holiday break.
Cliff wants to hear from you.
Cliff wants musicians to receive royalty payments.
Cliff wants another word for Thesaurus.
If Cliff wants to start, he better get that area between his ears in order.