1. Cliff is the only act in the UK to score a #1 single in each of the first five decades since the inception of the UK Singles chart in 1952.
2. Cliff is a fucking idiot, period!
3. Cliff is a pure craftsman with the lens and exhibits an amazing eye to capture the perfect moment.
4. Cliff is only the way he is because he's stuck in a rut with his go-nowhere job.
5. I think Cliff is one of the most nicest and decent men there ever was. And he is one of the most handsome men before Botox or whether he uses it or not.
6. Cliff is a 2005 graduate of Tulane University where he studied Sociology and Philosophy.
7. CLIFF is in your extended network.
8. Cliff is excited about his blog and new photo album
9. Wow, I Met Cliff! Cliff Hates You All • Cliff is Furious • Cliff Does NOT Have a Drinking Problem
10. Cliff is who we want making decisions that impact on our military veterans of wars past and today’s young Americans now serving in our Armed Forces.
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